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Thursday, November 23, 2006
To Aki: RIP
The Depressing News Of The Day :

My poor hamster died. Poor Aki (his name). Poor Aya(the female hamster's name) is so skinny. She is getting old too. Oh man. I wonder why she dun want to eat. Is it because after seeing Aki so fat, she is determined to be skinny? Or is it that after looking at me everyday as being so slim, she wants to be like me too? I don't know. She dun wanna tell me. I was angry so i took away her wheel. She dun play in it anymore anyway. All she does is climb the cage behind the wheel and sleep there. I wonder how she does that. Some sort like a bat just that... her method is more straining, dun you think? She stores her food there! Since she is so skinny, I won't allow her to exercise (as if she does) until she officially starts to grow fat again. Poor Aki is fat when he died. One is fat, one is skinny.

I went shopping for jeans 2day as promised by myself.

I've got a huge question.

How can anyone like shopping for jeans?

I mean, if it's top, it's alright. But jeans? I changed 15 over jeans and only two of them fit myself. (Kind of a 'mian qiang' situation and I couldn't afford to waste anymore time.) I got so tired of changing. I have to bend down and all that. And it's embarrassing the frequency i go to the changing rooms with different jeans. If it's not that the jeans is unfit for me then it must be ugly. Thank God, I hate jeans. If it wasn't for my holiday trip, i couldn't have bothered. That's why i have skirts, see. I love wearing skirts except that i can't do tomboyish stuffs. Anyway, all the jeans are too big for me. The smallest waist size is 25 and mine is 22-23. So, i'll just have to live with a belt. Oh God.

The thought of wearing jeans just freaks me out.

We took cab home. While we were queuing, this act-skinny ger kept cutting queue from behind. Alas, she reached behind us. At first, i didn't notice she was cutting queue until i felt something slip passed behind me. When i looked behind, she pretend that nothing had happened and gave me that, "I was already here" face. Xiaohsin said she was trying to cut our queue.

She dare?!

I will make sure I slap her till when she look down, she'd only see her butt.

Dumbass! Hello! What makes u so special? You think you are some sort of ninja? And to make things worse, she is not exactly miss-pretty either. So she is.. Miss-Not-Pretty, rude, impatient and yucks person. Totally look down on her. Look at me, I'm looking down as if she is an ant.

*stomp on her*

Anyway, things weren't getting better cos i got scolded by the taxi-driver.

If it weren't that he is an old uncle around his 50s, i would have complain. He scolded me, can! Just because I talked a little loud and maybe... sat a little slanted towards xiaohsin, he scolded me! At first, i didn't hear what he is talking about until xiaohsin repeated it to me. You know what he say?

"zhuo hao lai la!" --> "sit properly lah!" in that impatient old english man voice.

You know, i've got that impression that old uncles/aunties are perfectionist. I don't know. I've met so many of them so i made this assumption. Pardon. Let me repeat. I've got that impression that old uncles/aunties that SPEAK ENGLISH are perfectionist. Not all but most of them. They are so proud that they are able to speak english and they speak so profoundly that you thought that they are some kinda retired professor but in actual fact, they are just taxi-drivers or some other jobs which are below our predictions. Some of them really piss me off. They act as if they own the world just by speaking english. As if they speak one perfect sentence, one cm of the ozone layer would be healed. As if they are so noble that when they speak one chim word, any robber/thief/murderer would collapse under their feet. Right.

From laughing.

It's irritating. It didn't happen to me just once. I know that we should respect the elderly. But i hope that they'd at least behave properly and with politeness to earn out respect. It's not as if we owe them a favour.

So anyway, i decide not to complain because he have to earn a living and he is old. So, i would not want to pursue any further. If he is some 30+ man, I tell you...

I'll blind his eyes from behind and ask, "Guess who am I?" and make him crash into some lamp post.

Hey, wait a minute.

That's pretty dumb.

Cos i am in the taxi too.

Erm... let me think of some other method and i'll tell you next time of how to punish taxi drivers below 50 yrs old who are rude and provide poor customer services.

I know.

I'll learn from some old uncle in the bus too who dig their nose for gold and then flick it somewhere else.

I'll dig my nose and smudge it on the window. I'll make sure i dun clean my nose for 1 year and wait till that moment i receive bad customer service, i smudge it all over his window in front of him. I'd love to see that expression on his face. ^^

That's pretty disgusting.

Anyway, I'm getting tired from blogging and studying UT, I'll go sleep now. Eyelids are getting very heavy.

I hope Aki go haunt bro 2nite for not burying him.

I ask Aki go do "hamonka" on my bro.

In case you do not know, Hamonka is a technique used by shuifong in Bleach to poke ppl. Erm, sounds pretty dumb. I rephrase. She use her offensive technique to poke ppl. When she poke that same area twice, that person is dead. ya, sounds better now.

I'll ask Aki to do hamonka on bro. Not wanting him dead. But maybe let me bro sound like a hamster for 1 month. yeahhh

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

12:11 AM






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