I hereby save myself from the embarassment and announce here that:
I am not working in Night Safari
But I am happy, see.
*Turn around, curse and swear.*
Dont ask me how, why, when, how and what. I'm trying 2 get over the nightmare.
In conclusion: Sometimes, ppl can be very irresponsible, especially, when they are hiring.
Not that I'm directing that sentence at Night Safari. Really.
Anyway, Bro is introducing me a new job as a guide at UnderWater World but the thing is, I actually enjoy talking about animals than fishes. I think, everyone gets bored of fishes more easily than animals. Dont you think so?
What am i suppose to say about fishes?
"Oh, this fish eats smaller fishes. It swims diagonally and seldom gets bumped."
"And this fish consumes even smaller fishes. It swims vertically and stops when it reaches the brim."
"And this fish is simply amazing. It eats fishes bigger than it is. It swims horizontally, vertically and diagonally. amazing isn't it?"
The point is, I loves animals and I enjoy introducing stuffs about them, see. Well, they can waste this talent for all i care. I shall bring my talent somewhere else. *right*
Anyway, I went to my cousin, Chenghui, birthday celebration yesterday.
Oops. And i greeted him with an argument with my mother.
The thing is.. I was lost. Naturally. I mean, you know how big is pasir ris park. In fact, the driver acted smart and dropped us at an oloo place. He still dare to say that, "Oh, i better drop you at a carpark so you can find your way more easily." Right!
We had to walk through a path filled with musical performance by toads from both left and right fields. To make matter worse, mom has to join in the performance in an unconstructive manner that it simply pissed me off.
So we stopped at a place which has a huge toilet and nothing else. Mom kept asking me to call Chenghui.
I argued that even if I call him, I do not know what to say.
What am i suppose to say?
"Hey, chenghui. Mom and I got lost. Where are we? Near the toilet. Which toilet? Oh, the toilet which is really huge."
Mom kept standing there and whining. I kept asking her to walk so that we can find the place and she just stand there and asked to wait here. Wait for what? Toads to lead you?
So I told her that she can continue to stand there but no one is coming for her. I just walked and she just followed me. Seriously, Mom is like a child.
At last, Thanks to my proposal of walking, we found chenghui. Correction. Chenghui founded us. The thing is, even if he did not come to find us, we could have manage to find the place because i was walking in the right direction.
The food was okay though mom complaint that it was too dark to see what kinda food she is taking. I said nothing because it is Chenghui's birthday and it would be rude to comment.
So my aunties kept saying..
"oh, he should have held it near the west."
"Oh, he should have held it in his house."
"Oh this, oh that."
The fact that we are already sitting there held that all their comments/suggestions are null and void.
Again, I kept quiet when one of my auntie told me not to go off alone because it would get kidnapped, raped, bombed, murdered etc etc etc
So i just sat there and enjoy the breeze.
It is really a nice scene. I mean, I enjoy the beach. Even though It was too dark to see the sea, but then, the point is, i can smell the beach and the air was really refreshing! Aunties just do not know how to appreciate.
Anyway..
Happy Birthday, Chenghui. May you have more happy birthdays to come! tada! What a nice blessing isn't it?
Happy Birthday To you
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To Chenghui
Happy Birthday To You! ^^
It's hilarious. The buffet ran out of water. The caterer darn dumb can! How can they give so little water!
The point is not that.
Chenghui's mother is so cute!
She was scooping one ice by one ice out of the container and putting it into a cup. When someone wanna drink water.. she went..
"Nah, give you ice. you wait for it to melt."
There was one guy's reaction darn funny.
It was like this..
Im nt saying that he is a monkey but then, his expression is exactly like this.
He was secretly hiding that expression but i saw it and i burst into loud laughter.
For 30 minutes, i kept seeing this kinda expression and i saw one of the guy drinking ice. So cute!!!
Anyway, i wanna take this opportunity to congrats my students, Yue qin, Jue yi and Li qi for their results. All of you have done your best so enjoy your holidays with no regrets ya? If you do regret and hoped that you could have gotten better results, strive for the next semester.
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
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Living a life full of life. That's all about me that you should know. 