I have my periods today and at the same time, cramps! Argh! it's been going on for approximately 6 hours and I am going to die soon.
I am going to find a natural cure to this cramps to help all women! YES! Particularly me. hahaha! Nah, i'm not so noble. I might end up eating weird herbs and die of poison while finding out the cure which is a pretty dumb way to die.
Most of the websites of cure on menstrual cramps are fake.
They would coax you into paying and letting them stuff drugs into your mouth. Who knows? you might just get lucky and die too of poison which was mentioned earlier, a little dumb. So, erm... the internet is certainly not a good medium to search for a resource.
See.. you want to see proof on websites that lure you into buying their products? Let me show you:
- http://www.natural-menstrual-cramp-relief.com/ (They said natural and that certainly attracted me.. into stepping into their trap.)
- http://health.allrefer.com/health/menstrual-cramp-relief-info.html (This is a pretty good website.. that is if you are hardworking.)
This is what the website states if you are lazy to open the url:
Information
Question:What is an effective treatment for relieving menstrual cramps?Answer:Ibuprofen and naproxen sodium are common over the counter medications that can help relieve menstrual cramps. Using a heating pad or hot water bottle may also make you feel better. Other measures to talk to reduce or prevent cramps include:
-Walk or exercise regularly, including pelvic rocking exercises.
-Follow a diet rich in complex carbohydrates, like whole grains, fruits, and vegetables, but low in salt, sugar, alcohol, and caffeine.
-Practice relaxation techniques like meditation or yoga.
In the first place, i do not know what is that Ibupblah blah and naproxen blah blah.
Secondly, hot water bottle? You want me to melt the water bottle or something by putting it into the microwave? my dad would go over the roof if he found out that i do that. I might just run an extra expense to having to pay an extra home appliance.
Thirdly, i do walk regularly. In fact, i walk everyday. And what is a pelvic rockig excercise? Sounds.. wrong.
Anyway.. fourthly, i do eat fruits. Just not papaya, starfruit, watermelon and honey dew.
Fifthly, i know i am still young to get addicted to it but I LOVE COFFEE! i simply can't live without it. if i miss my coffee, i would be looking like a zombie and you do not wish to see me looking like a zombie right.
sixthly: NO, NO, NO, no meditation or yoga. Oh pls. I would prefer the cramps, really.
So.. ended up, this website is not really that helpful either.
Okay, but i saw a website that suggested massage.
oh yes, massage.
what a lovely excuse to get someone to massage for me
hehehe..
xxxiiaaoohsssinnn....
hehehe.
K lah. i was just kidding. of course. i won't be so evil as to asking xiaohsin to massage for me like 12 hours a day right? I'm not that bad. Perhaps.. 30 minutes would be sufficient. what a lovely excuse. ^^ I can feel the pain easing already. Oh, xiaohsin isn't here. There is still daddy. ^^
Okay, anyway, mom was making a fuss over her hp and her sim card.
the problem started out with that Alice, her collegue, was unable to send her a 3 pages long message to my mother as it'd show that some texts are missing.
Alice is using Sony Ericsson.
So mom was making a fuss over it for almost a week now. She kept asking people to send her that 3 pages long msg to check what was wrong with her hp. She was so hysterical and determined to know what is the problem that she wanted to go down to the service centre just to ask why she can't receive a 3 pages long msg from Alice. JUST ALICE.
I asked her:
"Do you usually have such long msges from people? Why make a fuss over it?"
She just replied simply: "because i'm curious"
What can i say? -.-" She would not understand if i tell her curiousity kills the cat. She would just ask me why not a dog but a cat, so i shall avoid all ways and means of interacting with her in the form of a doubtful conversation to save me from answering a bundle of irrelevant questions to feed her curiosity which i am reluctant to feed in order to save my necessary time and saliva for more relevant activities like perhaps, sleeping which i am going to do in five minutes time.
So the point is that, she got so agitated with the fact that she can't receive the 3 pages long msg that she want to change sim cards with me to check if it's her hp problem. Ended up, it's still her hp's problem. I gave her a logical explanation but she just refuse to accept it. She just want to declare war with that hp of hers. I wonder why. maybe it's too cheap for her.
I told her: "Sony Ericsson/M1 is slow with their network. That is why, you have to hold on to the message and not press it away from the display because it needs to take time to update. UNDERSTAND?" Obviously, she just wants to think that her hp is lousy.
When she used nokia the first time, 3310, she complained.
When she switched to samsung, she complained once again.
When she switched back to nokia, this time, she complained, AGAIN.
never. NEVER one phone is good enough for her. i wonder if all the phones should be condemn or it's my mother being fussy. I think i shall take it as all the phones are lousy to save my head.
Anyway, that woman from my previous waitress's job company called xiaohsin. I think she is too afraid to call me. ha! What a scaredy cat! She called xiaohsin to ask us if we wanna work starting from next week.
I care?
Obviously i do not since she does not care about her human resources. It's just a form of resource for them to continue business be it whether the resources are happy anot. Their one and only focus is the business and shoo off all problems of the resources. What a nice company. I feel like...
prying the company's building bit by bit. What a nice way to relax myself.
Alright, i'm going to sleep now. I'm so sleepy that... i don't know.. i feel like sleeping right this second.
My auntie's favorite cartoon character. (My last family's maid which lasted for 7 years) Wonder how is she doing after the typhoon in manila. I hope she is not affected by it. Darling, pls reply my msges and letter.
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
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