My Life. My Diary.

Random thoughts

I've just returned home from my grandmother's house. After spending one and a half hour back, i have to return home because my internet was going hay-wire due to some sort of unknown reason. It seems fine now, for the time being.

Dad assumed that it's another earthquake.

But seriously, I'm also fascinated with disasters. I am not being a sadist, really. I dun enjoy seeing how people die. I'm just fascinated with the 'How' question.

My dear ah Jie is so outdated. (Take notice of the present-tense) She actually did not know about the new Shopaholic book which was covered all over the bookstores. The book is called "Shopaholic and the baby". If all those who do not read or have never heard of Shopaholic, you should! It is a hilarious book series about a financial planner who loves to shop and spends money.

The amazing thing is how luck always play a constant part in her disasters and it always ends with a happy note. (which is a good thing. I really hate it when a story ends with the woman dying or the man dying. The reality is already cruel, must they make movies and stories cruel as well?)

Great. Now the blogger acts like a Microsoft word. Creative.

I saw the advertisement about a bunch of students inventing stuffs. I saw one which was way ridiculous.

They added wheels underneath the dustpan

dustpan

It is convenient in certain type of way but think about it:

1. what if someone happens to lean on it forgetting that there is wheels? I mean, i DO lean on dustpan some times. And anyway, who still uses dustpan now? There are appliances called the Vacuum cleaners.

2. The wheels makes the dustpan heavier. You do have to tilt it when you sweep the rubbish inside right?

So anyway, after hearing the problems of my friend, I've realized these few pointers:

- Do not judge the book by it covers but DO JUDGE it for self-defense and for future reference. Don't doubt your feelings.

- It's bad enough that you are soft in the outside, don't be soft in the inside too. especially to ignorant people, it is not hard to be hard.

- And for goodness sake, people out there. Please don't go to find soul-mates online! Oh my God. Unless you look like Ru-Hua, go ahead but unless for purposes like finding out information and relaxing, don't go and meet people there! Do you know who goes online? Especially channels like MIRC?

--> UGLY people. They meet people online and they usually have this principle, "Don't judge by the look by it's cover." They may sound like the Mr. Justice A.K.A Batman and you would fall head over heels with this man... until you meet him in person.

--> Perverts. They find new sources online.

--> Lonely perverts. They find new VICTIMS online

--> Cheaters. They find new STUPID VICTIMS online

--> Compulsive liars. ALL OF THE ABOVES.

See. you know how dangerous it is to meet someone whom you know through online? If you are really that nice and good-looking, would you even go online to look for friends and soul-mates? no right. So? Point proven.

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

9:45 PM

Updates

Everyone, pls welcome back......

Princess Lau!!!

The problem is...

Where is everyone?

Hmmm... It's been a long time since i logged into MSN due to the fact that my internet at home is suffering from some serious trojan horse attack which in the case, we changed the network supplier to maxonline and the wireless is up and running. So therefore, i can update once again!

Now, what shall i update...

Oh yes, I've graduated and my life is full of...

eating, sleeping, gaming, shopping and doing nuts

A fruitful life.

Certainly a person full of emptiness but it's a time when you realized who your true friends are.

Radz finally contacted me, YIPPEEE!!

Shame on you radz. You, workaholic.

I'm going to find one day out to swimming, which is not too far off. (like, tomorrow)

I am going Korea on April. Yes!

Xiaohsin is only a couple of months away from army. By then, i guess i would be stuck at home counting dusts. What to do? Xiaohsin only has me and likewise.

And i wanna thank this guy fren of mine for bringing me out those couple of days. We talked cock alot and i certainly miss having a fren. I can't imagine the day i get married. I'd save up alot on tables because i think i only need one table for my frens. (And out of 10 seats, 5 seats would be empty)

I've also filled my days with reading. If you guys know me better, i'd always be reading murder true files. Dad says i read too much on that subject and one day, i'd be in the book as well.

You are thinking: "Wow, you dad thinks you are going to be a genius CID some day"

Like real.

He said: "You read so much on that, you are going to get murdered someday."

Not bad though. Cos i get to have the attention for at least a month. And if i got involved in a gruesome murder, maybe i'd get the attention for at least a decade. Or even the rest of Singapore's history.

The book i read is about serial murders. It's interesting the way that they say female serial killers are in fact more manipulative, calculative and cautious than male serial killers. In fact, there are lots of female serial killers. Just that movies and books portrayed serial killers as males and therefore, leading to a misinterpretation and misunderstanding of serial killers.

There's one that involves a couple.

The man would rape and kill the woman. His beloved girlfriend would store the head up in the fridge. She would den help the head to make up and comb her hair for further use of other sexual pleasure that the man needs in future.

Can you believe someone having sexual pleasure over a dead woman's head? Correction. Dead frozen woman's head.

Oh my God.. what has the world turns into?

There are tons of cases that mother are killing their children for profit/crime (life insurance) and also, for revenge. Some mothers are in fact psychotic in nature.

There is one mother who murdered her two kids and even called the cops to report that an intruder had climbed through the window to murder her kids and even slashed her. This is like.. so dramatic and the woman certainly did not put much thought into consideration because there were many loopholes. Even in her last breath, she was still saying that she did not murder them.

I find these books interesting not because i like to read how ppl get killed but because how the criminal and detectives plot and go around solving the case. In my next life, i wanna be one of the famous USA detective who keeps peace!

In fact, even for stealing, i would want the criminal to get hanged.

Alright, i'm going off to enjoy my CSI show. tata!

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

9:52 PM