Saturday
Our family went for relative's funeral last night and we had dinner at Buona Vista's coffee shop.We ordered 5 dishes and at last, the long waited vegetable dish arrived.
The person took the bowl of soup away (it's done) and placed the vegetable on the table. Waitress: Finish already is it? Mom: yes yes. Left bones only lah. waitress: ???? Dad: no no! Still have 3 more dishes! Mom and bro: -.-" Waitress: Oh okDad: how can it be four person only eat 1 dish! haha! LiLi: WAHAHAAHAHAH! Bro: The waitress thought we ordered bones. Mom: i thought she meant the soup leh! Dad: But what she said is true. Bones is correct. She must have know you well. Mom: huh? why? Dad: You always like to leave bones for us to eat. Especially the fish. by the time i pick out the fish meat from the bones for lili to eat, i dun have to eat already. Mom: Eh! I only eat one fish and it is sufficient for me leh! Dad: ya loh, correct! Then you leave the fish's stomach for us to eat loh! Mom: -.-" (Bo wei gong a.k.a nothing to say) When we were leaving, it was leaving. Mom: Eh, raining le! *looking at another uncle in front of her* (I shall not talk about the part that we were already standing there for 1 minute and then, she realized it was raining. kinda slow if you ask me.) LiLi: Eh! Who you talking to! Mom: *turn back to me* you lah! LiLi: HAHAHAHA! The uncle thought u talking to him leh! (true enough, the uncle was laughing at my mother.) Mom: *shy* Actually, yesterday before i met up with my family, i went Bugis to pray and i felt a little better. When i was walking down the alley way (a short cut to bugis shopping centre from the village), there's someone whistling and making psst sounds. I looked around cos i was curious who made the sound. Then someone shouted from up there, "Eh! xiao mei! look up!" I looked up and saw four trying-to-be-funny men standing at the staircase up at the several buildings. I wasn't obvious in looking up and i just kept walking. they continued whistling and asking me to look up. what e hell?! And dad was complaining my skirt was too short yesterday before i went out. what's with everyone kept complaining about me. What's your problem? Do i have a choice if my skirt is short? the moment u look at my figure, you'd know i'm not suitable for long skirts becos it'd make me look like a bloody PENCIL lah! and i won't be able to find a longer skirt for me because of my waist. It's all too BIG for me! So i can only wear short skirts because most of them, there's this elastic part and ribbon so i can adjust it according to my waist size. So do i have a choice? Why not all of you give me money and i go customize 10 skirts which are not short and NOT ugly?
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8:23 AM
Depressed
For the first time in 1 year, i feel depressed again. can anyone tell me what to do?
Dun be mistaken. I didn't put the song on this blog cos i'm beautiful. I just feel better when i listen to this song. It has a nice beat to it.
I feel like ending my life. I cannot stand the pressure and stress.
Suddenly, everything is falling apart.
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11:54 AM
Fat = pig, skinny = bamboo
What e hell is wrong with those stupid ppl who keeps complaining i'm skinny?!
What is your problem?!
When someone is fat, you say they look like a pig a.k.a dinosaur
When someone is skinny, you say they look like a bamboo.
what e hell you want?!
I went to work yesterday... and i had lunch with my colleagues at banquet.
I tried out the yong tau fu stall and ordered curry noodles with a minumum of 7 varieties.
I can't finish. Firstly, curry makes ppl full easier. Secondly, it's alot lah!
You know what this person said when i said i can't finish?
"do you know how many people are left in hunger in africa blah blah blah blah
AAAHHH!!!
I instantly shoot back, "Eh, you go face there. next time we eat, you dun face me."
REALLY LAH. i'm DAMN PISSED!!
what e hell is your problem?! What u want me to do?! you mean if i finish my food, the people at africa gets food?! And what the hell can i do? I have a small stomach. i have a small appetite. can you tell the stall to give me small proportions? 7 minimum varieties leh! I HATE IT when people tell me that.
I shall state here:
- i can't eat too much
- i can't eat too little
- i can't eat too spicy
if not the results would be:
- gastic pain/stomach ache
So tell me, is it any bloody of your business to complain about my leftovers?
You wanna be fat doesn't mean other people have to be fat with you okay.
And i am bloody well satisfied with my current figure and proportions be it i look like bamboo or whatever shit u wanna say.
And this is not the end, people.
She even talked about that she wanna marry a rich man and then wait for him to die.
she think she is beyonce? (I picked beyonce cos she's gorgeous, not becos she is this cheap)
I amost puke all over my lunch. Come to think of it, i think tt's what made me stopped eating.
This is NOT the end.
We went back to office and work is as per normal.
Every friday, i have to rush up the weekly report cos firstly, it wouldn't be nice if i take my time and do overtime as ppl would say i did it purposely. So, i was rushing the report.
She came to me and ask me where to file a particular document which i have no idea where to file it. So, out of my busy schedule, i helped her look for the file.
Eventually, i found the file and i was going to give it to her to write the contents page.
Before i could do that.. she said..
"Eh, thank you. i'l leave it to you hor!"
Since when did i bloody hell say tt i'd do it for you?!
I am not your secretary lah!!
And she still dare say, "Wah, you look busy hor..."
THEN?! Not auto one leh!
After she said that.. my reaction was..
LiLi: *Gave her a side-look* Then you help me do my report huh?
I know it is rude but I'M PISSED OFF!!!!
It's freaking 5.20pm and i knock off at 5.30 lah! She've NOTHING TO DO and yet she don't do it HERSELF!
And then, she'd to run off to another corner and talk to another man while i was doing her stupid thing and finishing up report.
She was talking about exercising and losing weight.
Then after tt, when i was about to leave, for some reason, she pulled me into the conversation.
A (The person): Everytime i look at her, i feel so "zhi bei" (self-guity, i think)
LiLi: huh? who?
A: you lah! So skinny!!
LiLi: *what e hell is your problem again*
The man: She have high metabolism rate mah. different from us.
A: Aiyah, you go home lah. We hire another temp who is fatter.
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR BLOODY PROBLEM?!
I KNOW! next time if you open up a company or you are the HR officer, you'd type into the application form, "State whether you are fat anot: yes or no"
GO AND DIE can!
So you want me to quit because you feel guilty after seeing me and u wanna hire someone fatter so you'd feel better?!
You wanna be fat, go be fat. can i help it if i have this figure?!
you didn't hear the man say i have high metabolism rate is it?!
Can i help it if i have high metabolism rate?!
And since when you make the decision to fire and hire someone?
You are like a 1 cent coin in the company lah.
I CAN'T BLOODY HELL stand this kinda STUPID PEOPLE!
AAAAAHHH!!!
And she make singapore feels like a third world country.
Sorry ar. I prefer a safe and sound country rather than a country full of life when you can get bomb any moment.
i feel like strangling her.
dun get me wrong, i've nothing against her accept yesterday. Maybe i'm in a foul mood but then i've been tolerating lah! it's not the first time she said this kinda stupid stuffs already leh!
Everyday, i just smile and explain i can't eat too much cos i'd end up in hospital and all tt but she DON'T listen. and she keep REPEATING the same thing everyday.
really. i dun feel like eating with her lah.
Can you readers tell me and give me some opinion?
What is her bloody problem?
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10:26 AM
Quiz: What does your blood type says about you?
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People with A type blood are sensitive, revengeful, careful and cold. You are fiercely grudge holding and never let go of anything - but also a good friend and an extremely loyal one. You are passionate and creative and don't care what other people say about you. |
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| 'What does your blood type say about you?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Oh yes. haha! TRUE!!!!
So dun ever offend me.
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10:11 AM
Quiz: What is your perfect guy/girl comprised of?
Kindness
Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
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10:10 AM
Quiz: What will happen on the first day of school?
What will happen on the first day of school? |
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| • LiLin will come to school wearing only a potato sack and say 'don't ask.' |
| • Cheryl will cry about summer being over |
| • Doris will invite you to be their alter-ego superhero sidekick |
| • Xiaohsin will skip the first day... and probably the second |
| • Vincent will set off the fire alarm so that you don't have to go back to school |
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OHH!! I LOVE THIS!!
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9:56 AM
Quiz: What is most important to you
Family is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on family indicates that you are a loving and nurturing person. You want to have a nice big family of your own, and you are very close with your siblings and parents.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
This is absolutely true
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9:42 AM
Quiz: What is your random movie quote?
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9:38 AM
Quiz: What is your dating style?
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9:37 AM
Quiz: Are you good or Evil?
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9:35 AM
Quiz: What lame greeting cards would you receive?
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9:30 AM
Quiz: What is your grade for dating?
Eh! What e hell? I dun flirt lah!
And no, i dun like public display affection. For your information.
tt's why i got C for physical. -.-"
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9:27 AM
Quiz: What 80s movie does your life most resemble?
Pretty in Pink
Your life mostly resembles Pretty in Pink. You have some financial difficulties, but because of them you are more creative. You are prone to having a sidekick who follows you everywhere because you are so cool.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
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9:24 AM
Quiz: Is your boss a jerk?
Your boss is 33% jerk
Your boss is a jerk. They are mean and make fun of you at board meetings. But in the long run they probably won’t try to make your life a living hell and you might get a promotion... sometime...
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
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9:23 AM
Quiz: What is your most appealing feature?
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9:18 AM
Quiz: What are your chances of surviving a T-Rex attack
You have a 80% chance of surviving a T-Rex Attack
You have a very good chance of surviving a T-Rex attack. You are very smart and know how to survive in the wild. You would be first in line if there was ever a real Jurassic Park.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
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9:14 AM
Quiz: what's your lame-ass excuse to break up?
HAHA! nice one!
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9:08 AM
Quiz: What will your epitaph say?
This is HILARIOUS!!!!
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8:58 AM
Quiz: What is your special ability?
Now I'm a killer.
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8:45 AM
Quiz: What will you be when you grow up?
I studied so hard to be a fortune teller.
goody goody
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8:44 AM
Quiz: What will your obituary say?
HAHAHAH! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
what e hell with the ROSEBUD?!
SHADY GUY WHO RUNS TOLL BOOTH?!
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8:39 AM
I did this quiz but it's not accurate lah! Each time i click submit, it gives different results. Might as well play around with it
This is stupid. The ability to be invisible? -.-"
Okay, this just might be true.
TASTE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN!?
A: eh, is the fried noodle nice?
B: not really. It's a little... LiLi
what e hell?!
RIGHT!... human transformer -.-"
*points at lilin*
HAHAHA! KIDDING KIDDING!
okay, now i'm sexually stunning.
Like how stunning
as in, "whoa, this girl cannot make it" the stunning. hahaha!
Okay, great. now terminator.
This is insane. POLTERGEIST?!
change the course of HISTORY?!
ya right.
eh, sorry for not telling all of you.
that time i was trying to help a family who was troubled by spirits in their house.
The spirit DARN violent.
Throw plates, throw bowls, everything was flying around.
At last, it was solved.
But that bastard family, instead of a thank you, said:
"Eh, pay back the amount that was damaged leh."
what e hell?!
So now, i'm coming back to ensure they live in a garbage dump.
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8:27 AM
Quiz: How long until you get married?
My God. That's like freaking long lah. by that time.. wait. i do a little math
20 + 25 = 45.
What e hell! By that time, I am freaking old lah! What? u still want me to bear children at 45 yrs old ar? SIAO! If i bring my children out for to shopping, ppl'd say,
"SEE! THAT AH MAH SO NICE! BRING GRANDCHILDREN GO OUT SHOPPING!"
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8:17 AM
Disgusting People
Personally, if you people do not know me well yet, I'm a comment queen. I'd comment about everything under the sun. And in fact, i comment so much that my friends won't feel bored being with me cos firstly, from time to time, i'd do something stupid lame expression or i'd be doing some funny actions. Secondly, i'd go commenting on this and that that you won't even know it's past your curfew.
I was telling Li Jun the other day that i really detest couple kissing in the public. As in, one peck, alright. But not french kissing!
Oh my God. It's like one step away from making love in public can. And i forgot who was it who told me that there's this guy who was fondling his gf's boobs in the club. I think it's Cheryl? erm.. is it huh, cheryl. haha! I dun wanna accuse u again!
Oh yes! And Li jun and i saw a totally disgusting lady who was... hmm.. let me think of a better phrase....
cleaning the map (those metal and huge kind at vivo city) with her boobs.
If you people've been to Vivo city, u'd know what i'm talking about. The map is kinda like a table minus two legs. So the bf and the lady was looking at the map. And she was wearing this REALLY low cut dress. His bf was holding onto her waist and she was cleaning the map with her boobs lah! As in, her boobs were touching the map and it's those kinda that with one swift look, you'd think she wanna show off her boobs and panties. She perked up her butt too. Oh my God. I tell you, to think Ghost Festival isn't over yet. Erm.. what shall i say... let's just say she's acceptable looking. (I dun comment tt ppl are ugly, if you know wat i mean)
No offence but she looked like those Night-club lady.
And in the mrt, i saw this caucasian stroking his gf's waist to butt. Hello, stroke somemore your gf's butt is going to get flatten!
I don't understand why people would wanna show such affection in the public. You want everyone to know you are some tiko pek or tiko mm?
And in the MRT the other day, there was this indian man standing in front of me. I don't know what bit him but he was scratching his private part! What the hell?! Early in the morning u wanna get horny?!
Such a disgrace, some people.
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11:12 AM
The Best Present
I shall show you people, the ugly part of LiLi.Not tt i'm saying i'm pretty but.. an even uglier of ugly LiLi.Okay, i should stop critisizing myself like that. -.-Here goes..
Dad took this photo for us when bro was about to go reservice. I know i know! I was in a mess! I just woke up leh! What u expect?Dad was like, "Wah lao, crazy ar both of you. early in the morning take picture."And remember i told you my bro gave me the best present of all?Here goes!
French Manicure from Dashing Diva located at Suntec City! That place is just simply gorgeous! It's service is really good too! Go try! I mean... dun go do it on a regular basis. Come to think of it, it's not very expensive if you like do it once in half a year or something. Let's see. Let's say your monthly salary is approximately $1000. In six months, you'd get $6000. $50 dollars out of $6000 is not too much to ask is it? Here is the website for you to browse through: http://www.dashingdiva.com.sg/about0.htmlI had the "Pampered Diva Manicure". It's a combintaion of pedicure and manicure. I recommend this one though if you want to try. The "Spoiled Diva Manicure" isn't worth it.
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10:25 AM
Enjoyable and sufferable day
Work is actually enjoyable if only someone isn't working there. Grrrr... i just hate that person. I can't imagine i've to tolerate for 1 year.Anyway... oh! I went to watch the fireworks last night! I shall upload it soon. I went to video down the whole 15 minutes firework. It's really... beyond description. It's so BEAUTIFUL! I went with my colleague. Hold on. I think i'd just upload the pics and everything now.I was almost suffocating to death due to the crowds. I so envy those girls who have bf to protect them. I think if it's xiaohsin, he'd be too busy complaining tt it's hot. And then, he'd say,"next time i dun wanna come anymore." yeah, erm, actually, he already said tt. That's y, i prefer going with my fren, see.Anyway, the fireworks is suppose to start at 9pm and we only reached there at 845. The crowd is really huge and thr are even ppl sitting down. When my colleague and i stood in front of them, they were complaining, saying, "Eh! sit down lah! If not how we see!"I was about to turn around and tell them, "U dun have legs ar? can't stand?"As if my colleague and i sit down, they are able to see. There are lots of ppl standing in front of us lah. Then, at last, when the fireworks begin, they were standing anyway. So what's the difference? crazy bunch of ppl.So other than the fireworks, everything sucks. We had a huge problem walking out of the crowd and all that.Eventually, took a cab.Waiting in the line and a thai ger was standing behind me.I tell you, you'd have think she's nuts. Even if it's not her turn to get on the taxi, she rushed in front to get into the taxi lah. then each time, she suffer from angry glares.There were alot of on-called taxi and she tried to get into the cab too even though she didn't called for it.She was like, running towards the cab and banging on the window. When she got in and the driver realized tt she wasn't the one who called the cab, he shoo her out and the caller got into the cab. Crazy fool right. She dun look like she is a tourist or something lah.Eventually, after waiting for 40 minutes, got into the cab.The driver.. i tell you.. drives like a turtle without any legs.darn slow lah!Just when i am in a rush for time, he drives like the courteous driver in the entire world. He just drives so slow, anyone can cut into the lane in front of us. I cannot STAND IT! and the worse is that he even bring me go rounds. I mean, hello... i'm not a tourist. i dun wanna bloody hell go sight-seeing can!okay, i shall show all of you some pics since the video is taking such a long time to load.Before the fireworks, my colleague and i went to Thai Accent at Vivo city to have our dinner. The atmosphere is marvelous.When we looked out of the restaurant, it is this sight.
Just happened to see a big mirror in front of us so i tried to be funny.
My colleague was too anxious about the scenery outside that she went outside to take pictures
Li Jun (my colleague)'s dinner. Looks hot and spicy. But then, i tried it, it's nice. My dinner was supposedly some rice noodle but i changed it to kway teow and i changed the beef to chicken. and it ended up like this... 
And i can tell you now wht it taste like... It taste like KWAY CHUP lah!!! What e hell! I paid $11 to eat KWAY CHUP! After that, we went out to take pictures of the scenery. it's gorgeous. The star cruise is magnificent!
And not to forget, the carlsberg tower. Heard tt it's not worth it though. 
I just love the star cruise
Personally, i find this place romantic! Dun u think so? 
That time when i was not wearing my specs, my jaw was left hung open for 5 seconds thinking, "how this man is able to do this kinda stunt ar?" And i realized.. it was a stick man. 
After looking at the scenery, i chatted with li jun. LiLi: Eh, have u thought of the most romantic place u'd go with ur bf? Li Jun: Eh, dun have leh. nv thought of it before. what about u? LiLi: it's gotta be sunset or the beach. The best is at a tall place. Like.. erm.. mount.. eh, what's the place near sentosa ar? Li Jun: Mount everest? LiLi: HUH?! U say again?! *gave a shocked face* Li Jun: eh! Mount Faber! LiLi: I think if it's mt everest, by e time my bf and i get to the peak, we'd have died. Oh yes, anyway, after sunset, we'd chat throughout the nite. my romantic date. ahhh.. nt going to happenAnyway, you are not going to believe how crowded it was at esplanade... 
The video takes a bloody long time to load lah! ok. i shall upload again when i'm free.
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8:39 AM
Bad luck all year round
Whoever said that Rabbits are going to thrive this year with good luck sucks cos it ain't true.
They've been saying it for like 2 years and for 2 years, my luck is going down the drain. And it feels like an eternal never-ending drain at that.
I'm sick, tired, work sucks, friendships (some) sucks and so far, the only thing that doesn't sucks is my family. So yeah, you call this good luck? If this is good luck, i don't wanna know what's bad luck going to do to me.
And if this isn't bad enough, let me tell you something and u'd agree with me, "yeah, lili, ur luck sucks."
I was having my favourite curry puff from the same stor on Tuesday. yes yes i know, i'm having sore throat. It's a routine. I bought the curry puff and was on my way to my favourite spot and i was like.. "eh! I've sore throat! What e hell?" But anyway, i still went ahead to eat it.
I was msging Lilin while munching away the curry puff happily.
until there is this point of time, I went, "hmm.. i eat finish my curry puff first then reply her."
then i looked down at my curry puff...
And i saw this black matter in my curry puff.
I was about to take it out thinking that it was a burnt potato, i took a closer look.
How come it has feelers?
And i took an even closer look, there's a black big head where the feelers are attached to.
Then, i calmly dropped the curry puff back to it's transparent plastic bag and walked calmly to the nearest rubbish bin and threw it away.
My legs were all wobbly and i was trying hard to hide my disgusted face.
I almost wanted to puke.
If i hadn't stopped msging, i'd have eaten the feelers.
And dun ask me what it is.
I don't think it's cockroach because it has THICK feelers.
it's like a huge beetle. Huge BLACK beetle.
No, i didn't take a picture of it.
I was in too much of a shock to take a picture of it. The thought of it disgusts me.
And the thought of me almost having to eat the beetle makes me wanna puke.
Never again i'd eat curry puffs.
So, today, i had ice cream from Haagen daz! it's expensive though. So i've to find another alternative.
Anyway, the other time, i went to eat with cheryl at Vivo City, Cheryl was wrongly accused. Poor Cheryl... Got accused... By me!
Okay, the conversation went like this:
LiLi: So what you wanna eat? You can't say, "i don't know", "up to you", "whatever" or "anything"
Cheryl: -.-" hmm... (10 secs later).. hmmm.. (10 secs later)... How about.. Burger King?
LiLi: -.-" huh? say again? (pretend tt i didn't hear her.)
Cheryl: Burger king?
LiLi: *gave cheryl a pat on the shoulder* Nice one, cheryl. Trying to be funny right!
Cheryl: *Gave a confused look* huh? Funny meh?
LiLi: Did you read my blog recently?
Cheryl: eh! Dun have leh.
LiLi: -.-" so you didn't know that i'd never eat burger king ever again since the last time i ate with my colleagues?
Cheryl: Have meh? didn't read that post leh! Eh! Didn't mean it de leh!
LiLi: *burst into laughter* Eh! The burger is horrible leh! I mean, at least for me lah cos i dun like burgers.
Cheryl: really ah... den we choose other place loh.
LiLi: hehehe... *oops*
Anyway, Xiaohsin's nephew is SO cute!!!
He kept wanting me to carry him. He had both his arms raised and he came running towards me whenever he saw me. And then he'd keep knocking on the door when he knows i'm inside the room. SO CUTE!
Xiaohsin brought him into the room.
LiLi: Eh! Why u bring him inside!
Xiaohsin: My mom went downstairs.
LiLi: dun want! Bring him out!
Xiaohsin: later later.
He went out awhile.
While i was inside the room with his nephew, the nephew raised his arms.
LiLi: No! I'm not going to carry you. the last time i carried you, my back ache for one week.
Nephew: *eyes turned watery and continued to raise arms*
LiLi: don't want means don't want.
Nephew: *Cries*
LiLi: EH!!! Scared of you lah! Aiyoh!!! *carried him*
Xiaohsin came in and saw me carrying him. He gave me a confused look.
Xiaohsin: Why u carry him?
LiLi: He wanna cry already. cannot dun carry lah! alamak. So heavy.
Xiaohsin: *look at nephew* Eh! Naughty ar! How can like that!
But overall, he is cute!!! that is when he is not crying.
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9:36 PM
LiLi = Alien
Dad bought tau suan for breakfast while i was building Eiffel Tower. Of cos, i bought the props from the stall. You know, the one with wooden stuffs? yeah. I've always wanted to go Eiffel Tower. To Paris and Rome. I wanna go there when i have my honeymoon. It's going to be romantic. That is IF i get married.
Anyway, dad knows i have sore throat cos i told him not to buy fried stuffs for breakfast. I was mumbling my words cos i don't want to use much effort in talking. dad was going, "huh? what you talking about?"
for example,
LiLi: daddy, what u cooking for lunch?
Daddy: what u wanna eat? anything lah.
LiLi: Macaroni.
Daddy: huh?
LiLi: Macaroni
Daddy: porridge?
LiLi: *shake head* Ma-ca-ro-ni
Daddy: Bee hoon?
LiLi: -.-" Macaroni
Daddy: Macaroni? can!
LiLi: *defeated*
And when i was eating breakfast, mom came back from Taichi. Dad was looking into the fridge.
Dad: Aiyoh! Li ah! how come ba zhen still here? (ba zhen = chinese herbs. it's suppose to be good for blood and all tt.)
LiLi: *look at dad* huh?
Dad: Both of your bazhen (mom and me) drink once a year one ar?
LiLi: It's not me who cook the ba zhen, it's mom
Mom: *came out from room* what?
Dad: Eh, ba zhen is not for one year one time one leh. You look at your daughter.
Mom: *look at me*
LiLi: -.-"
dad: kanna teko like that (bamboo)
LiLi: -.-""""""
dad: her face all green.
LiLi: -.-"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" How come bamboo sounds so familiar
Mom: *faced me* when is your pms
LiLi: 23th.
Mom: tonight cook ar.
LiLi: *nod head*
Mom: Tonight leh.
LiLi: eh, it's you who cook leh, not me.
Mom: just telling u.
Dad: your daughter already skinny until like duno what already still don't wanna cook ba zhen. tsk tsk.
Suddenly, i felt like an alien from outerspace.
Green and skinny like a teko.
Alien.
Anyway, i met my fish cage (my fren) yesterday. Been a long time since we last met up. like 4 months? yup.
So anyway, we ate ice cream and pasta even though i was having sore throat. But it's ok. once in a while. We were at vivo city.
Anyway, i was saying that I am just not good with girls. (Lilin and cheryl are exceptional and no, i'm not a guy) I don't know why but i'm better with communicating with guys. Maybe it's cos i'm into gaming.
Fish cage: When you were in law class, you totally attracted everyone's attention
LiLi: huh? why?
Fish cage: You laugh the loudest and talked the loudest lah!
LiLi: eh! Where have! It's all that kim's fault! She always make me talk so loud!
Fish cage: have. Initially, i didn't dare to talk to you cos i'm afraid u'd shout at me.
LiLi: -.-" i' m so fierce meh.
Fish cage: Did you realize that our team only has you as a girl?
LiLi: can't be helped what! The computer generated the team members, what u want me to do. Come to think of it, there's you, spring roll, enzyme, sadist, kristie, derrick (i love giving nick names)
Fish cage: ya loh, see. Everytime put all our nick names up on the powerpoint slides and your name is always the accurate one, LiLi.
LiLi: Of cos lah. No such person would make fun of herself right. duh!
Anyway, he was darn funny. I brought him to the top storey of vivo and told him there's this sight which is very beautiful.
At last, i pointed at a weird stone in the middle of the big pool of water.
LiLi: Leh! Pretty hor? *looking at the stone with admiration*
Fish cage: erm.. huh? this one?
LiLi: yah lah, cannot see meh.
Fish cage: which one? the stone or the other one?
LiLi: The stone lah.
Fish cage: *gave a confused look and proceeded on to agree with me* oh yes, it's nice. (but actually, it's obvious that he find my taste weird)
LiLi: *burst into laughter*
Fish cage: huh?
LiLi: bluff u one lah. wah lao, didn't change at all. so easy to bluff u.
Fish cage: -.-"
ahem. alright. anyway. dun get mistaken. Fish cage and i are close friends in law class. All of my team mates, as in, all the guys always put in effort in the powerpoint slides unlike other guys. We were always joking around and all tt. Law class was my favourite class then.
We would always lame around and say stupid stuffs. And i'd always laugh at them when they present their slides. And yes, they'd always do stupid things to make me laugh when i'm presenting. Our facilitator would go, "eh, what all of u doing ah." Miss those old times.
Anyway, to someone who said, "ignorance is a blessing in disguise", go on to ignore then. Go on to avoid. Go on to cheat yourself. I dun mind. I'd just treat it as i've never met u before. You are so childish. Just like your best buddy. No, correction, ex-best buddy because you treat friends of yours like a can of drink. finish drinking it and you just throw the can away. No offence but oh well, since u are already ignoring me, why the hell should i care anyway. you always complain that no one care blah blah blah but u don't even know it when someone care. that's pathetic. You and him are the same. Ignore and avoid. Then, fine. Three can play this childish game.
You still don't really know me yet.
Ignoring is the best game i've ever played yet.
And in fact, i'm always the winner.
okay, ppl, ignore the above paragraph. it's not for all of you.
I hope all of you had enjoyed your weekends. till next weekend, take care!
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
11:46 AM
Living a life full of life. That's all about me that you should know.