So anyway, the trip was awful. yes. I got burnt by joss sticks, sat in bus for long hours and bathed under the sunlight, aching back plus leg pain (injuries from my previous fall.) I realized i can't sit for too long.. and i can't climb too much stairs either. For some reason, climbing down the stairs was okay. But climbing up the stairs is like climbing mount everest for me. And i'm not exaggerating. It's like after climbing 5 steps, my legs begin to ache already.
Hell, i just feel like an old woman.
Oh yes, so plus, my mom was busy kpoing, helping to look after her friend's husband. MY GOD! Like her friend is incapable of taking care of her own husband la! Her husband was kinda... not say paralyzed.. but having kind of a disability of walking... so he was very slow in walking.. I'm not sure of his disability because i'm not a kpo. So anyway, the straw for the can drink dropped and the wife was opening the can drink and giving it to her husband. The husband looked like he was having some problem drinking but he is still able to drink. Mom kept, "Eh, straw drop leh. I go take a new one." The wife said, "no, it's ok. he is fine. He can drink like that." Mom kept, "No lah. he looks like he is having difficulty drinking. I help you to take."
GOODNESS!
DAMN BUAY TAHAN LEH!
If u wanna put it a nice way, okay, she is helpful. You wanna put it in an awful way, she is proving the wife to be incapable of taking care of her own husband.
which is obviously not good.
And bloody hell.. those aunties at the back can't stop talking! The disable husband and his wife were sitting in front and some of our friends (aunties and uncles) are very nice. They left them go down first. But those stupid bloody aunties at the back was complaining.. "wah lao. go down so slow. let us young ppl go down lah."
WAT THE HELL?!
young people?!?!
I wonder when was the last time they looked into the mirror. They'd have a shock of their lives.
"Aw man! I have wrinkles! Goodness!"
Must be hard for them to realize they have wrinkles because why the hell would someone still think they are young when they are at the age of 50 plus years old?!
And for goodness sake! the man is having difficulty walking and they are doing this to him!
Are they even human?!
And i'm utterly convinced it's a curse that whenever i go on a trip with my mom, something is bound to happen.
Our bus collided with a car. And it was the bloody car's fault. Our bus was already going out of the car park and the car driver must have think he is james bond or something to try to enter the carpark while the bus is making it's exit!
The car had a dent. SERVE HIM RIGHT!
then the car driver and his fat gf (who act chio buay chio) got out of the car and looked at the damage. The fat ugly gf then began to raise her arms in anger blah blah blah.. the bus driver got out of the bus and reasoned with them. He looks honest and i know it's not his fault. The fat ugly woman was disgusting. She looks like.. wait.. let me think of a description.
Okay, she wore this black dress and pink scarf.. well... oh yes.. she is the perfect imitation of cinderella's sister x 10 fatness and x 10 big boobs which is big enough to suffocate herself. her hair looks like a weasel just died on her head and stubbornly refused to get thrown off and she is so short, no one would realize she is in a queue unless she begin to jump and tip toe. yes. she is this ugly. I HATE LADIES WHO HAVE SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEMS!
Kanasai!The bus driver was talking nicely to her and she was making all that angry gestures and act like she is one big fat weasel ah lian.
She is not the worse.
Then, there's an old man who is a big kpo and smoking a cigarette began to make angry gestures at the bus driver as well, obviously saying it's the bus driver's fault. You know what? They just want the bus driver to compensate something in which it's not his fault! We hvae 30 people on board and all of us are witness! Hmm..
the man looks like a tow kay... no no.. not big boss..
you know what is bean sprout? tow kay (hokkien).. tou ya (Chinese)
yes. well.. he looks like a bean sprout left under the sun to rot for 50 years in order to have that wrinkles and black skin... yes.. an overcooked bean sprout...
okay, at last, we were leaving. then this man who have a flower on his jacket (okay, they were here to attend wedding) came out. I guess the flower signifies that he is the groom's brother or something. and a woman.. YES, THE MAIN CHARACTER!
She was dress in a night gown...
she looks like she acted in snow white's cartoon.
the old lady who offered the apple to snow white.
REALLY! i'm not kidding!
The man with the flower opened the bus door, wanting the bus driver to get out. The woman was scolding vulgarities and pointing middle finger at us cos 29 of them (which excludes me) kept laughing at her and mocking her.
My mom was so excited that she kept laughing and pointing finger at the witch.
The witch then began to stare at my mom with her bulging eyes which looks like a 100 years old.
seriously.. my mom can be so childish.
The witch kept gesturing for us to go down.
If she is REALLY SO BRAVE... why dun she come up?
wait. let me describe her.
She looks like a witch.. but of cos, any witch's looks can put her to shame cos she must be the ugliest witch i've ever seen. Hmm.. she look like a witch who was trying to look pretty with make up and gown but unfortunately, it was an unsuccessful attempt. her boobs were way small cos even her eyes are bigger. She is SO disgusting and man-like that i was thinking if she was a transexual. Cos only a man would be so rough. Then when the bus was eventually, the aunties at the back were making faces at her and she was so angry that she gestured for them to get down and pointed middle finger at them. Goodness... she could do some serious damage there...
she points any longer... the lightening would have burnt her finger.
her face was wrinkled enough.. she was like 30 yrs old? i think.. of 28? her face was wrinkled enough and yet she still wanna screwed her face up so bad that you can hardly see her eyes and all.
there was a whole lot of drama and surprisingly, i was sitting still and asking my mom to stop it.
But if that woman comes aboard to disturb my mom, i'll make sure her wrinkled face is so badly screwed up, she can hardly see anything from that day onwards. And i'll make her ugly gown looks like a black rag at the end of everything. Her finger wouldn't be able to point anymore unless she've special power to move her finger even though it's no longer connected to her hand. In fact.. she won't be able to move her hand anymore.
and if she wanna see serious dent on the car.. i'll show her some.
i dun mind if people disturb other people whom i duno or not so closed with.. but if it's my family and loved ones.. i'll make sure they feel the pain and feel much better if they are off dead.
Okay. tim to forget about that ragged witch.
Nothing good happened... so far.. i'm still unlucky as you can see.
I better stop blogging in case any of you got affected by my complainings.
HAHA!
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
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