People, please take note. Especially the ladies out there! Do not hang around Fortune Centre (Bugis) too often because there are chances you are going to bump into....
the horny old man.
I'm serious.. i'm not kidding.
Okay, let me share my experience with you.
I was at the 7-11 store.
Let's refer to the diagram above.
Okay, briefly... the red colors are the entrance and exit.
Purple are the wall fridges (drinks etc)
Pink is the counter.
Black are my comments.
Okay, so what happens is... i entered 7-11 from the entrance at fortune centre. And i was going to get myself a drink. Suddenly, the horny old man appeared beside me.
HOM (horny old man): #$%^&*()#$%&() (blah blah blah which i can't understand) $2?
Li Li: Huh? what?
HOM: $1 or $2 #$^*)$%&() (again, other than the money, i can't understand a thing)
Li Li: *piss* -.-" (reaches into the purse and gave me $1)
HOM: huh... $1 ah?
Li Li: That's all i have. *walked off*
Okay, if you notice at the diagram, i circled number one. Yup, that's the first location.
Okay, then, i walked off to the second location to get my drinks.
Then....
HOM appeared again...
HOM: Eh, you have boyfriend anot?
Li Li: HUH?
HOM: Boyfriend lah...
Li Li: ya ya, have. *Frustrated*
HOM: have ah... what he work as?
Li Li: work lah...
HOM: Then you leh? How old are you?
Li Li: 21
HOM: Oh! then you working or studying?
Li Li: working *shifting my positions*
HOM: working ah.. as what?
Li Li: in a shop lah...
HOM: what shop??
Li Li: -.-" (Thinking: What the hell he wants?) Shop lah...
HOM: Oh.. eh.... i have children and wife leh. you guess how many children i have?
Li Li: 3?
HOM: No ah! I have 5 ah! *Touches my arm*
Li Li: *pulled away* ok ok. good for you.
HOM: And i have wife also... i live alone... now this one need money, that one need money.. blah blah blah blah (Again, he was blabbering)
Li Li:(Thinking: he have wife and he lives alone?) okok. good good. *reaches for my drink*
HOM: *touches my arm* Eh! I tell you! Alot of girls like to come to talk to me one leh...
Li Li: -.-" ok... orhh... *pulls away*
HOM: really! i'm not bluffing! They like to talk to me!
Li Li: *looks elsewhere*
HOM: *Came nearer and grab my arm again* eh, eh! I tell you! I tell you something!
Li Li: *pulls and step away* ya ya.. what..
HOM: *pulls out a amulet* it's because of this. blah blah blah... girls like to talk to me. blah blah blah...
Li Li: ok...
HOM: *puts his arms around my shoulder*
Li Li: *stepped away*
HOM: *came closer* (How close? Let me see... it was so close.. i was wondering if his hands were purposely gesturing around my upper area --> U should know where)
Li Li: *defeated*
HOM: eh... i tell you... *chant chant chant and chant for 5 mins*
Li Li: HUH?! (i didn't understand a thing)
HOM: everytime i bathe, before i sleep etc i chant this *Chant chant chant chant*
Li Li: -.-"""
HOM: *puts his arms around me*
Li Li: *pulls away and step back*
HOM: =D
Li Li: *reaches for my drink and about to walk off*
HOM: Eh eh! I show you something! you see that shop? *pointed out of the 7-11 entrance* (There's a buddhism shop over there. sells amulets and all i think.)
Li Li: *looked out*
HOM: that blah blah blah blah (Again, he was mumuring, i can't understanding)
Li Li: *About to walk off when i felt something grabbed my arm*
HOM: *grabs the arm and pulls me to location 3*
(The diagram is not to scale ok. i only been there a couple of times.)
Li Li: *struggle to break free*
HOM: Eh! I tell you i tell you! *Chant chant chant chant*
Li Li: -.-""""""
HOM: okok.. eh.. wanna have lunch together? I treat u lah!
Li Li: (Thinking: What the fuck? I gave you $1 and u have money to treat me have lunch?!) Dun want, thanks. i eaten already.
HOM: eh, free come up my house to sit sit ok. you will one lah...
Li Li: ?!?!?
HOM: okok. *Continues grabbing my arm and pulled my closer to him*
Li Li: *Freaks out and struggle to break free*
This is the scary part...
he pulled my closer to him.. initially... i thought he wanted to hug me only..
then....
his face came closer to my face
WHAT THE FUCK?!
The HOM tried to kiss me at my lips!!!
I took a step back and pushed him away (It was my normal reaction. i DUN CARE if he is an old man!)
HOM: hehe! come my house to sit ah! bye bye!
Li Li: *shock*
Apparently, from what i heard from the retail assistants at 7-11, this old man had been hanging around for quite some time.
So people, if you see an old man with white hat, carries newspaper, wears slippers, nostrils hairs at the left hole, unshaved beard etc... WALK AWAY! And do it quick!
I wanna puke, man...
It was so scary.. it was so freaking scary... i cried after that.
THAT MAN IS NUTS!
And the weird thing is... he asked me to go up his house to stay.. normal people, when they say that, they'd tell the person where they lives etc... or give contact number.. no. none. dun have. what the hell?!
he is definitely weird. i'm serious.
and if he have money to treat me eat... why the hell he take $1 from me for?!
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
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