Wednesday, June 25, 2008
joke of the day - Li Li
Me: daddy, IT is showing soon
Bro: Huh? what's IT?
Me: Incredible Tales.
Dad:*Anxiously pressed the remote control buttons* Tonight's one very scary.
- TV showed a student who helped her dad to cover the blanket, walked towards the door and looked at red heels.-
Dad: red heels, wah... scary.
- Spoke chinese -
Me: Eh? chinese? Wrong channel is it?
Daddy: Eh? Channel 8 also have IT ah?
- switched to channel 5 -
- a repeat but this time, in english
Daddy: Wah.. channel 8 also have IT.
- show continued -
and then flashes...
- FAMILY - on the screen
I turned to bro...
Me: Advertisement -.-""
Bro: HAHAHAHA!!! RED HEELS SOME MORE!!!
dad: -.-""" *smiled and pretended nothing happened*
dad can be so cute some times...
attended singing classes.
Today, registered for competition and saw a lady passed notes (money) to the receptionist.
And then i took a closer look.
Me: Eh! have such a big $2 note meh???
Receptionist: -.-"
Suddenly, everyone burst out laughing..
Me: ????
Receptionist: WAH LAO!!! ok ok. $2!
- after a while -
the taiwan guy who took the same class as me was teasing me about my chinese.
Me: Eh, you dun think you can differentiate between $2 and $100 then i'm afraid of you ok!
Receptionist: THAT'S $1000!!!
Me; HUH?! REALLY AH?! sorry lah. i see any form of money that is purple, i'd think it's $2 mah!!
Then, my teacher walked pass us.. and i saw something in his arms...
DOGS!!!
As quick as lightning, i pushed passed a guy and ran over to the receptionist.
My expression must be darn funny cos everyone was laughing at me.. again...
And when i filled up the application form for application, i almost ticked "PR"
The receptionist: EH!! hello! you are singaporean, still tick PR for what?!
Me: Eh.. because i'm permanently staying in singapore mah
Everyone: -.-""" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Me: -.-" huh?
Conclusion..
I'm the joke of the day.
Teacher was commenting about a guy and me in class... he said we have a very sad expression when we sing...
Me: But you can't ask me to smile when i'm singing a break up song mah
teacher: No one ask you to smile ah.. but dun look SOOOO sad lah!! How people enjoy your singing like that?!
Me: -.-"
Oh. and when i was heading home, a sales guy was following me..
sales guy: Eh! Miss! spare me a minute?
Me: Dun want, i'm in a hurry
Sales guy: erm, one minute?
Me: I'm in a hurry. dun wan
Sales guy: 30 seconds?
me: no
sales guy: 10 seconds?
Me: no.
Sales guy: one milli second?
Me: Dun want! I'm in a hurry! I wanna go home!
sales guy: I also in a hurry ah!
Me: *paused* I'm in a hurry home, you are in a hurry to where you are standing now, so in short, you are not in a hurry.
Sales guy: -.-"
Me: Bo wei gong right? ok. bye bye!
Sales guy: i have wei gong! I also need to go home!
Me: Erm, ok. So now if i don't stop to talk to you, you can go home already. if as the matter of fact, i pause to talk to you, then, you'd go home later and the same goes for me. therefore, conclusion is, i'm in a hurry. tata!
sales guy: *Defeated* ok lah ok lah. haha. bye bye!
TADAH!!! WINNER!
"And this marks
THE END
of the entry."
10:39 PM
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