My Life. My Diary.

Desperates

What's wrong with the men in Singapore? Geylang isn't enough to accommodate all of you?

Okay, wait. I should not be making such a sweeping statement.

What's wrong with 70% population of men in Singapore?!

Can you STOP asking me about my sex life?!

Whether i am a virgin a not, is it any of your business or concern? I have no interest in sharing my life or as a matter of fact, sex life, with any of you desperates. And whether i agree to two-timing or whatsoever, it has nothing to do with you.

And i freaking don't want to be your sex partner or one night stand.

And STOP calling me hottie/sexy/gorgeous blah blah, stop making me sound like i work in Geylang. (In any case if I become a prostitute, i'd not have my clients in Geylang.)

I don't want to have any sex talks with you and have no interest or enthusiasm in telling you about my figure.

WHAT'S WRONG with these people?!

Why all of a sudden, so many weird people are coming to look for me?!

I AM UNAVAILABLE and i REALLY mean it.

FOREVER and EVER UNAVAILABLE.

So, please get the hint and GET LOST.

I don't care if your dad owns 100 jewelery shop or you graduated from Harvard school or you owns a sports car or you can buy flowers for me everyday...

It all leads to one thing.

GET LOST.

I am NOT interested and never will be. Get it?

So please don't start something with me that will end up in disappointment.

I no longer have any feeling or emotions or whatsoever.

And please don't give me that, "feelings can be developed."

tmd. you think what? Develop films ah?

Let me show you the conversation

If you want to receive cold treatment from me, then okay, feel free to approach me.

I'll see how NICE you are and how long you can tolerate me.

I'll make sure I'll bombard you with words that you'd NEVER dare to stutter a word to me EVER again.

HA!

THE END.

Oh yes, let me show you the conversation between me and one of the many perverts:

8/20/2008	11:46:43 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	by the way, are u open minded gal to chat mah?
8/20/2008	11:47:30 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	okok. y?
8/20/2008	11:47:37 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	ok... do u go for looks to be your bf?
8/20/2008	11:47:46 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	yes i do..
8/20/2008	11:47:59 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	then do u agree 2 timer in relationship?
8/20/2008	11:48:22 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	u asked me second time le leh
8/20/2008	11:48:28 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	no. don't agree.
8/20/2008	11:48:45 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	i gt ask u this b4 meh?
8/20/2008	11:49:13 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	do u agree sex in relationship?
8/20/2008	11:49:28 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	you are starting to sound like you are interviewingme
8/20/2008	11:49:36 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	huh
8/20/2008	11:49:38 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	no la
8/20/2008	11:49:46 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	not interviewing u la
8/20/2008	11:49:51 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	u mind ans me is it?
8/20/2008	11:50:23 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	why are you asking me these questions?
8/20/2008	11:50:35 PM	xxx@hotmail	Miss Numb	hope u understand
8/20/2008	11:50:49 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	i am not pervert, u ans me le then i tell u why i ask u this quest
8/20/2008	11:50:51 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	fair?
8/20/2008	11:51:09 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	erm, i dun understand the logic behind this
8/20/2008	11:51:24 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	that y i cannot tell u untill u tell me your ans
8/20/2008	11:51:34 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	why not you tell me why first den i ans you
8/20/2008	11:51:40 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	ok
8/20/2008	11:51:49 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	i am not vrgin,,, how abt u?
8/20/2008	11:52:02 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	ok. so what does that gotta do wif anything
8/20/2008	11:52:14 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	u haven't ans me
8/20/2008	11:52:15 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	that does explains why u are asking me the question
8/20/2008	11:52:26 PM	Miss Numb	xxx@hotmail.com	*not
8/20/2008	11:52:38 PM	xxx@hotmail.com	Miss Numb	so u lost to this bf ar?

Freaking desperate lah!

Not only he is desperate, his English cannot make it. He don't even understand that i want an explanation and i AM NOT interested in knowing whether is he a virgin, my god.

Okay, let's not talk about it anymore.

It's giving the creeps.

I'm seriously going to re-dye my hair. I hate the way people say i look like ah lian. I AM NOT.

I'm going to get contact lenses soon! *woot*

Excited!

Uncle is coming back from London.

hmm...

Change topic.

Fish cage and I were at Clarke quay earlier on and he was like calculating how many guys like me currently.

Me: Eh.. out of all of them, none qualified lah, please.
Fish Cage: Okay, wait. First one. How? Have chance?
Me: No. Christian.
Fish Cage: Okay. Next. Chance?
Me: No. No feelings.
Fish Cage: okay. Next. Chance?
Me: He asked me about my sex life.... (haven't finish saying)
Fish cage: OUT!!!
Me: *stunned* wah, why reaction so big sia.
Fish cage: Pervert of cos out lah!
Me: -.-"

You should have seen his reaction, damn funny.

Oh yes, do all of you know that no matter how many bf/gf you have, it'd always have your ex's shadows?

Because your current gf/bf is based on your expectation from the previous ones.

Okay, so anyway, today in office, all of them were commenting about me for some reason.

Me: Eh! Cecilia! My hair nice anot?
Cecilia: Hmm.. ah lian loh.
Me: sigh... eh.. ya hor. what was i going to tell you ah
Cecilia: *panick* Huh? I did something wrong ah?
Me: no lah. OH YA! Eh! can see my highlights anot?
Cecilia: Don't have ah. Nothing.
Me: *pouts and turned to Li Ting* Eh, can see my highlights?
Li Ting: Don't have ah.
Me: Huh.. have lah. see properly.
Li Ting: REALLY don't have. one small strand also don't have.
Me: -.-"
Li Ting: Don't believe you go to ask cat.
Me: *walk to cat* cat.... can see my highlights?
Cat: Have have!
Me: *excited* REALLY?!
Cat: ya! WHOLE HEAD highlight loh!
Me: -.-"
Cat: Can't see lah...
Me: *curse and swear*

Then jean came over.

Cat: Eh, lili, do you wear shorts when you wear short skirts anot?
Me: have lah. some of the dresses.
jean: Don't have lah! She don't wear one.
Me: -.-" how you know?
*everyone turned to her*
Cat: ya, how you know. you see before meh?
Jean: no! That time i asked her and she pulled her dress up half way den pull down le. She say it's panties leh..
Me: EH NO LAH! It's shorts lah!!! Dun yuan wang me leh!

Yup, just like that, i became the hot topic of the day. Jean said she was stress and she came over to de-stress by making fun of me. sad.

Eh! Can you people msg me more often? my hp is so darn quiet except messages from those perverts.

I'm going to sleep. tata, everyone. ^_^

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

11:15 PM