My Life. My Diary.

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Went out with dad for dinner at Orchard.

Ordered Chicken chop. I was walking down the stalls looking for fruit juice but there ain't any.

Suddenly, those stupid men began to talk to me.

While i was walking down the stalls, one man was sitting on a table and he said, "Hey, 漂亮的小姐。"

I almost wanted to SLAP him in the face. Who does he think i am? Some prostitute walking pass in Geylang?

And a few other men from different stalls kept blocking my path, wanting to talk to me.

What is wrong with that stupid coffee shop?!

dad damn cute.. i made him laughed. =x

Me: Wah lau! pa!!! Those stupid men damn desperate leh!
Dad: Why?
Me: they talked to me and i don't even know them. felt like slapping them. Stupid asses. Wah lau!
Dad: Eh, dun keep "wah lau" leh.. it's a very bad habit. It's equivalent to "fuck"
Me: No! Different! you also curse around mah. You kept saying, "Wah nia beh oei" (something like that. it's a language in teochew) But mine is different. We are the LAU FAMILY. Each time something bad happens, I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE LAU! So therefore, i said "wah lau", understand?
Dad: *smiled* what kind of logic is that?
Me: Lili's logic. Power of the Lau.

And anyway.. is it me.. or is it after that someone left.. all those stupid perverts are coming after me. There was this man stalking me when dear and I were out for a walk

I saw him EVERYWHERE and each time I looked, he'd be staring at the wall or facing the wall. When i walk, he'd start walking as well.

And when i was in the lift, this client of ours was checking me out from head to toe.. all the way from my 16th storey to 1st storey. It's SUPER disturbing and irritating.

Oh! Dear and i were talking about testing of our hearings.

she asked if check up consist of testing of hearings.

I laughed like hell because I told her..

"have have! The doctor will stand next to you and say, "Hello, can you hear me." Then take one step backwards and repeat. Until it comes a point whereby you can't hear the doctor anymore, then the doctor will start measuring the distance."

Dear was like, "-.-" Really... then after that write "partially deaf ah?"

I replied, "That's you. not me."

You should see how both of us expressed ourselves. Damn funny.

And I'm left penniless.

Dear bluff me loh! She said that we'd get our salary by today. *sob*

And i calculated zun zun today'll get money.

Dear: Eh, i forgot to mention. Normally if the salary is on weekends, they'd give earlier. But if the pay day lands on a monday to friday, it's come in later
Me: HUH! HAVE SUCH LOGIC MEH
Dear: Ya..
Me: tmd.. now then you say.. eh, next time this kinda stuff, can say earlier anot.
Dear: Eh? why?
Me: I calculated zun zun today no money one leh... I'm going to have to eat grass le.
Dear: Grass nutritious
Me: -.-" you looking for trouble right. Still dare to say.
Dear: =x oops.

My male colleague asked me to go Zouk today because his friends asked him to go.

I was like --> ?????

I asked dear, "Eh, why his friends asked him to go, he come to ask me ah?"
Dear: he wants to intro you to his friends mah
Me: Not free
Dear: Go zouk leh
Me: Not romantic one loh...
Dear: You want him to romantic with you ah?
Me: Oh ya. you are right. No. okay, he shall be ignored.
Dear: -.-"

I'm not a romantic person actually... so... erm, you guys out there.. if you want to get romantic with you, you are looking at the wrong person. =D

I'm the kind that if you say my eyes sparkles, i'd tell you it's the fluorescent lights.

It was raining heavily today. Lucky dear brought umbrella with her. But sad to say....

she hold umbrella.. a little no skill.. =x still need me to guide her.

my dress was thin so i was shivering and all.

Oh well... one of these days. *shrug*

Going to do my stuffs now.

take care ppl!

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

9:53 PM