My Life. My Diary.

Being Naughty

Feeling emotional lately. Maybe it's because my office environment makes me want to go around poking people's asses with needles. There's this strong urge to spend 5 hours collecting nails and secretly putting it on their chairs, hoping they'd feel the shioking pain. woot!

Sadist?

Not really. A few people over there enjoys people struggle with their work and yet don't bother, piling them with more work. Who is the real sadist then?

And how about the tiko man who shoot rubber band at my butt?

Does my butt has a sign that says, "Shoot here, win $50 for the right spot!"

Tmd. Never die before. Lao niang didn't show power, he thinks I'm a sick rabbit. Wait till i show power, he'll know Dinosaurs haven't really extinct after all.

And I find it darn unfair. Why everyone complain me and buddy take pics very close 2 each other but no one complain my good old bf take pics with other girls very close as well ah?

EH! What's up with all of you?

Not fair loh!

I only take close pics with buddy. He takes close pics with 4 girls in one day.

Simi sia. so unfair. *wails*

I want to PROTEST! And anyway, I couldn't be bothered with people misunderstanding.

Because i am LAU LI LI. And LAU LI LI don't go around assuring people who poke their stupid asses into people's problems to fart, get it?

What makes you think I'll entertain people who fart from their mouth and asses?

I have far more important things to do than to entertain these sort of people.

Like digging my ears for example.

Need i say more?

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

8:28 PM