Those of you who love the song in my blog, as you can see, it's called "Dream of Happiness". If you like this kinda genre of songs, I have the whole album. You can come get it from me.
I'm very generous, won't bite. Unless you step on my tail.
She just did last week.
Sometimes, people, when you lie, please *keep my fingers crossed*, TRY HARDER. If it takes for you to draw up a mind map or whatever "To Lie To Li Li" Plan, PLEASE GO AHEAD. Eh, come on loh. Not only it makes you look stupid, it makes me look stupid too.
Do i look like i'm so GULLIBLE? goodness!
This girl whom I know since Secondary school, seriously, each time she lies, I'd squeeze my eyes shut, pinch myself to check whether I'm in a nightmare.
She asked us out and then, she played MIA. Then it's okay.
She lied to us saying she was in hospital and that she could not attend to her phone. When asked when she got admitted into hospital, she said one week ago cos she had gastric problems.
The first question that came into mind is:
"What brand model is your phone ah?!"
I ALSO WANT! The battery can last for ONE WEEK LEH! Ai seh!
Second question:
"Your gastric infested with MAGGOTS IS IT?!"
She thinks I'm dumb.. as if i'd no history of gastric problems and she should know better than to lie to this extend! Goodness!!!
Third question:
"ARE YOU DUMB?!"
I mean, if you can't lie, freaking don't lie lah!
Eh, hello. You can't make it, just say can't make it. Why do you have to lie to this extend?
I don't even have to think more than 2 seconds to know she's lying!
I should have just left her to get beaten to death in the LRT during secondary school days. I must be blind to help her.
I still can't believe it
Handphone's battery can last for a week.
*shake head*
BLOODY BRILLIANT!
*applaud*
Even I can't think of it.
*Roll eyes*
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
11:29 AM
11:29 AM
Living a life full of life. That's all about me that you should know.