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Saturday, May 16, 2009
Terrible, horrible, disgusting night
It was a Thursday.

After heading to Bugis then to Vivo to get stuffs for event, carrying big and small plastic bags filled with bulky items, I decided to take the bus, 188 instead of the train. I really wasn't in the mood to stand the whole travelling journey.

Anyway, after getting onto the bus, 188, as usual, facing towards all the seats in the bus, i sat at the first left seats because it's bigger space for legs. I was very cold. In fact, I kept shivering non stop. The aircon couldn't be adjusted. And i was carrying so many things. Plus I was very exhausted as I only slept 2 hours for the night before that. I decided to take a nap. I was so tired, I fell asleep almost immediately.

Then, I felt someone jerk on my arm.

I opened up my eyes and took a look at who was sitting beside me.

An auntie, abit of those chubby flabby kind, talking on the phone. I was so darn tired and just decided to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, the auntie hit against my arm again.

I opened up my eyes and look at naturally what hit me and of course, it's the auntie's arm. Just nice, while i was eyeing at her flabby arms, she caught me looking.

She did the MOST unnatural thing ever.

SHE RAISED HER ARM and let out a REALLY PUNGENT SMELL.

And she kept her arm raised up all the way.

I almost FAINTED on the spot.

If i had a hammer on hand, I would hit the windows with it and breathe. Luckily i did not eat much for dinner, if not, I'd have puke right there and then.

I think she's a little mentally challenged. (nice term eh?)

Never mind. I turned my head and try to breathe.

When i turned back and peek at her.. I saw a very disturbing behaviour by her.

She was DIGGING HER TEETH USING HER TWO FINGERS AND SHE ACTUALLY FLICK THE "LEFT-OVER FOOD IN HER MOUTH" ON THE FLOOR!

I was like, "What the fuck?!"

Immediately, i sat up straight and shifted to right as much as i could.

Let me describe the whole scenario.

She was like using her index finger and thumb, stick it right into her mouth which is opened up as big as hippo, and started to dig. The worse is, I'm a curious person. So i continued to peek at her. You know what i saw?

I THINK...

I think ah...

I THINK I SAW HER DUG OUT A PIECE OF VEGETABLE.

And she was like observing it after digging it out.

She was using her left finger to observe. And the next thing you knew...

She tried to "rub" away the vegetable from her finger to the floor.

There are other times, after digging out some other food from her mouth, she flick it from her finger. (not as my direction okay)

I almost died.

I wanted to get out of my seat but I was thinking, I'd step over her "pieces of left-over" and I certainly don't want to touch her. I DON'T CARE! I just don't want to touch ANY PART of her.

I was practically stuck to the bus wall on my right and i really curl up on the seat as much as i can to avoid touching her.

And digging out food from her teeth, naturally, I'd look at her fingers.

I saw a fresh cut on her index finger.

SHE ACTUALLY DUG SO HARD INTO HER TEETH THAT THE FINGER BLED.

Oh my goodness.

I wanted to just hit my head on the window and die there.

And trust me, the next option i had in my mind is to climb over the seat from behind me.

I REALLY DID THINK OF THAT.

Eventually, she alighted.

When i was going to alight as well, i tip toe and got out of there.

I tried to reduce as much surface area of my heels to the floor as much as possible.

I certainly don't want ANY piece of her left-over food dug out from her teeth using her bleeding finger STUCK ON MY HEELS.

It was a REALLY terrible night for me after having to carry and buy so many things, running about and all, shivering and cold etc, and I'd to be seated next to a woman whose goal in life is to dig and shoot out as many left-over food in her mouth as many times as possible.

*faint*

"And this marks THE END of the entry."

7:47 AM






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