Mr. Vincent Lau came home in a hurry.
Miss Lau Li Li preparing to go out.
Bro: you are going out for class?
Me: Yeah.
Bro: Okay, we leave together. I'm going lot one.
Me: Erm... no lah, i'm leaving now.
Bro: yeah, i'm leaving now too. -.-"
Me: But I'm taking cab eh
Bro: Why you like to waste money ah?
Me: I'm LATE!
Bro: Then send me to lot one first.
Both rushed down in lift.
A cab waiting downstairs.
Me: Yay! Cab had reached!!
Bro: YOU CALLED FOR CAB?!
*both boarded the cab*
Me: *flash big smile*
Bro: seriously, you really love to waste money
Me: Uncle, please go to lot one first then to starhub centre. Thanks
Bro: You should save money.... Cab is unnecessary you know that...
Taxi uncle turned around...
Uncle: Eh, I thought i just dropped you here?
Me: *turned to bro*
Bro: .... *give sheepish smile*
Me: You took a cab home... -.-""""
Bro: EH! I was carrying alot of stuffs!
Me: You took a cab? *raise one eyebrow*
Bro: -.-" I took it from hostel ok!
Me: What's the difference?! You took cab!
NEXT
Gilbert kor and Li Li are at Sakae Sushi
Gilbert: Eh, I went to #$%^&* house
Me: What?
Gilbert: I said.. i went to pu^&*^% house to cut my hair
Me: What the hell is that? Say again?
Gilbert: I SAID.. i went to PUBIC HOUSE to cut my hair!!
Me: WHAT THE HELL?! Did you just say PUBIC HOUSE?!
Gilbert: QUBEE HOUSE!!! QUBEE!!
Me: -.-""
Gilbert: .... *speechless*
Me: *whistle*
NEXT
Long wei and Li Li sat outside Cathay and met Ernest.
Chatted and chatted and chatted
Me: Hey, I can see you haven't changed much.
Ernest: Yeah yeah. I know, my height.
Me: But there's one advantage to your height is that you never have to bend whenever you pass by low heights ceilings etc.
Ernest: *turned to Long Wei* You know, no one really likes her in Zhenghua
Me: You just don't wish to face the reality.
Ernest: But you see, the good thing about height is, during war, I'd be the least prone to be shoot. Everyone else is easy target.
Me: The short ones are the ones at the front-line
Ernest: *turns to Long wei again* Really, no one ever likes her...
Me: Try jumping everyday
Ernest: -.-" *gives up*
I went for Endoscopy yesterday. I was very fortunate and grateful to have my brother and father with me. And my brother decided to lighten up the atmosphere by sharing with me his encounters with......
Bro: you know what happened to me one night?
Me: What?
Bro: *looked around as if he wants no one to hear it and shift closer to me*
Me: -.-"
Bro: I was sleeping one night... and something.. flaps and makes funny noises *imitate the noise* I just went "aaarrgghh" and ran out of the room.
Me: So what is it?
Bro: You guess?
Me: Cockroach?
Bro: No
Me: Flying cockroach?
Bro: It's worse than a flying cockroach
Me: -.-"
Bro: What eats flying cockroach
Me: ..... a mutated flying cockroach?
Bro: -.-" no lah! It's.... a.. praying mantis!
Me: ARGH! *turned to dad* Pa! you see! Kor trying to scare me!
Dad: *continue to read newspaper*
Bro: What?! I realized alot of insects are attracted to my face..
Me: Perhaps...
Bro: -.-" *sense that his sister is going to say something lame*
Me: Perhaps... they are attracted to the mole on your face...
Bro: -.-""""""""""""
I then proceeded into the surgical rooms... the nurse was very friendly. She took my blood pressure etc and gave me a cup of something.
Me: What's this?
Nurse: Very nice. Taste like 100 plus
Me: But i doubt it's 100 plus right...
Nurse: Well, it just taste like it. Go ahead and drink it
Me: *drinks*
Nurse: how is it?
Me: taste like 100 plus with salt.
Nurse: -.-""
As i lay on the surgical bed...
Nurse A: Okay, Li Li, I'm going to stick a needle into your hand so i can then inject anesthesia. Don't worry, it won't be painful. Just a little needle
Me: How little is your little?
Nurse A: *took out the needle*
Me: -.-" *pray silently* Someone, help me.
Nurse A: *stick the needle into my hand*
Me: You know...
Nurse A: ???
Me: Your little isn't very little..
Nurse A: -.-"
Nurse B: *laughs*
*yawn*
I still feel very tired though.
Later people.
"And this marks THE END of the entry."
8:11 AM
8:11 AM
Living a life full of life. That's all about me that you should know.